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for two months my friend and i will be backpacking across china. follow our journey right here on this tumblr because china blocks access to everything else!

i blog here:
the shoreline receding
i work here:
autostraddle.com

i spend a lot of time thinking about what i should eat for lunch.

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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “INFORM CUSTOMER THERE IS A 50% OFF SALE.”

Bottom Text: “HOW MUCH IS ____ ITEM?” “HALF PRICE.” “BUT HOW MUCH IS IT”]

This happens more time that I like to think. Customers looking at the price tag, I say ‘hi, everything in store is 50% off.”  “So how much is this?” Points at the price. “Half price.” Looks confused. “How much?” Are you serious? Can you not divide by two?
fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “INFORM CUSTOMER THERE IS A 50% OFF SALE.” Bottom Text: “HOW MUCH IS ____ ITEM?” “HALF PRICE.” “BUT HOW MUCH IS IT”] This happens more time that I like to think. Customers looking at the price tag, I say ‘hi, everything in store is 50% off.”  “So how much is this?” Points at the price. “Half price.” Looks confused. “How much?” Are you serious? Can you not divide by two?
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    im actually too stupid...my head and then they just stand there looking me and askdghkajgh
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    people are fucking idiots
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    ALL of the time.
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    Unfortunately I have done this before, only once and now I refuse to do it again (even by accident) or forever live in...
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    wish I had a job...I could look at people and go wtf?
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    EVERY. DAY. OF. MY LIFE. Or its… “Can you scan this for me?” “Its half...the marked...
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    i LOVE it when customers come to my till with something that needs marked down by 10%....i...
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    The amount of times….I get asked this. It’s so annoying.
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